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Cube Zero (2004)

I don’t know where to start with this one… Holy shit what a pile of crap. I guess that’ll be good enough for an intro.

I cannot tell you how unimpressed I was with this movie. A bowl of cherries I ate during the movie impressed me a whole lot more. Literally.

The movie was advertised (once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away :) ) as the movie that would explain how the original Cube (a very good movie) came to be, why the Hypercube (a not so good movie) sucked so bad I was sorry I paid to see it and a lot of other stuff… Instead, we got a few minor, not at all amusing characters filling the gaps where the writers could not be bothered with irrelevant things like STORY and PLOT.

If anyone gets me to watch this EVER again, I will be very much suprised. Very much.

If you’ve seen Cube and enjoyed it — avoid this movie at all costs
If you’ve seen Hypercube and enjoyed it — this one’s right up your alley
If you haven’t seen either Cube movie, you might enjoy this… If you do, do yourself a favour and DON’T go see the other two ;)

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